Southpark And Fishsticks Eurovicio 2010: ready to chop

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There are only two weeks for Eurovicio and until yesterday I had no eggs to give back to the 39 other participants and write the chop as it is Mandaa, because in the first round muyyyy me pain in the ass, but the good thing concursito of yore is that Songs are meant to ring you soon, and the second, but not molen you, and you heard enough and easy to chop.

is easy because of those 39 I have to mention just 10 (the rest I left in a state bastindifferent to that half and half), and not even all that I have something good decir.Bueno, could also say something about the English candidate, but in the end, what if I can not vote for him for a change? : P The good thing about this year is that I think are a little more ... original. Always stick some of the last winner, provided there are countries that want to jump on the bandwagon to see if school, and last, the friend of Fairytale had these rustic folk touches, so this year there folkerias a tuti, which I think many good (Korpiklaani missing out there XD).

"Those who hope to sink into the abyss :

• Estonia: what sent these people this year is una matter of a genus such that despite the filth and shit they send to Eurovicio rare each year ... is something I hope never to be repeated. It's like Bjork or be sent to Moby, one of those things as superalternativasmelancolicas gafapastosas. By god, is that until the video is a nonsense vapidity. Vade retro, mother!

• France: the trouble with the French is that I can not wait to sink miserably because they are directly in the final, screwed up. It happens something like that with Estonia, the genre "Song of Summer" and is something we are bombarded enough a few months later, to embed it here. Also in uNo festival in Norway, is that I see out of place. Seriously, is the song to dance in the disco on the beach in a bikini and pulled piece. Argh.

• Norway : I admit, this is pure hatred duro.Sí, the screwed up are also directly above the final and playing at home, so I do not know if it will sink much. The Didrik as I call him, is a guy with Tintin tupe to sing a ballad that reminds me of fucking to the Titanic, but with a guy, of course. Given the circumstances, it would be one more that makes me indifferent, but they knew what could have gone instead of him, comparing these two issues, that of Didrik remains at the level ofbitumen. And there is more to say.

• Serbia : This year there are no strange things so to speak, but when you see / hear what the Serbs face that you have left is this: O_oU So without further. I do not know what appalls me more if the song with the trumpets of the orchestra seems about to touch people Paquito Chocolate (and the rest of instrumentation is practically zero), the androgynous metrosexual so pijogay singing (even in Serbian means cocks inflections) rather than at times like a fucking two-step, or folk dancers in costumes but like modern dancing, which is like a gag from the Blaine dances Beyonce ndo. I think it's the mix of everything. It is an absurdity: S

"Those who hope to reach the final (at least):

Netherlands: This is one of those who have tried to be original and have been gone well, the song is stuck, it's funny, is superjapi. But it has one drawback: it sounds very childish, seems Maria Jesus and his accordion reinventing the song Maple Village. Shalalí-Shalala xDDDDDD
Slovenia: these people are as if they had not heard thatand there is a folk rock as a genre and have tried to mix in the most literal sense of the word. You see the guy with the leather jacket and Palestinians, to pimp, and aunt dressed folk. Go to the accordion having a "duel" with the guitarist. Descojonado I live to see it, is a bit original. The problem? Virtually the same paste that the Dutch: Aibóoo, aibóooo ... aibo aibo, forest work: P
Greece: what I mola of the Greeks this year is that it shows the league that they are. You did not want folk? Well, take two cups, but of ourTRO itself, though, and it's funny modernizado.Me format man who sings dancing maromazos + cohort, but in this case I think it was necessary (Greek dance of life). It's super busy, it's catchy, if you have seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding will ring you bid! The only bad thing I see is that too have been driven by electronic toquecillos and if ois the Grand Final of the song, literally seems to me that, that have taken a tone of Cell old and have become in that song, so at times the melody is something ... chunga.
Slovakia: I can not explain this song. I know it isfirst one I liked the first one hit me. Someone told me when I showed that it seemed some kind of exotic reggaeton (do not know where is Slovakia, but I think it comes as an exotic), must be in the rhythm, not I know, it seems to me anything but that. I like the melody, I like the wind that is (which reminds me to Fly on the wings of love ), I like that it is neither cane nor ballad. XD I can not explain

This is where Spain would get a more or less, if not already in the final straight ... Na, I think this year is notta bad for what they were sending. That if we are to see where the club pa TVE this year to finish like last year

xDDD "My favorite head

I know I'm not very original, because they are practically my favorite countries but honestly, are the ones I have molado! And I miss Ireland, but this year have not been quite there.

• Finland: Girls are like these is that the polka from Loituma I put the other week. I believe, just believe it, they are not humppa of that which is typical of Finland, because what I've heard that comes close to that is ... too crappy (not counting what they do Finntroll), but still fulfills the role of fashion of folkloricorismo for this edition is very happy, makes you want to leaps and dances, it sticks even if you have not zorrisima of Finnish. In fact I have them there with the Greeks there, but because his performance seems less artificial.Lo bad point is the voice. Something in the voice of one of them is not where it should be, but when they accompany the singers, the fairly well clothed.

• Lithuania parts you not only the ass with them, not only original milk, but also the song is about Puntazo funkis that makes you hit the songs, the dances and everything. With the implementationthat has at times may sound a plan as brass band in Serbia, but not abuse and know to put it tastefully. For me it is the continuation of the band that led the year of Lordi, who sing "We are the winners of Eurovision " which was all that is this (original, catchy, jachonda ...) but much simpler, if I remember correctly. This year the uneducated is like a step further. There will also put chunda-chunda ... I do not know, is cojonuda. Do not make me the creeps and makes me more like liquids segregate baladón, 2008 (ains, I remember ^ ^), but very well being Eurovicio:)

addition, if all this were not enough, I love the guest they have in their video: The Bald Lidl binge. He is, but fixed, even using the same glasses. If you do not believe me, 2:02 and 2:24: P

- Programming:

This is so that you do not forget those days, because apart from cool to go see him commenting on (although it is possible that 2 3 caught me in Madrid) by msn or so, but mostly to remind myself of who I have to worry every day xD

• 1 ª Semifinal - Tuesday 25: In this play followed the line of Estonia, but after of them are Slovakia and Finland, and later the horribilis of Serbia, butGreeks also. Not so bad.

• 2 ª Semifinal - Thursday 27: The opening this day are the Lithuanians:) After almost followed the Netherlands and Slovenia, not unbearable to endure.

• Final - Saturday 29: Here you go straight France and Norway, but as diosabe who will and who does not know how nice it that evening xD

Maso least that, as is of motivated or angry I am writing a post after cagandome end up in the pointer ... that is more or less what happens to me every year xD If anyone else has been " brooding, "I would like to know the favorite younga:) __________________________________________


Edited with Bonus track: I explained that when I do a post with such link, first I write it all and then we go looking for links and adding at the end of everything. Then when I went to put the links of Lithuania, I have seen two things:
-1) Apart from the video, I found a live performance of the uneducated. It's like ... well, if you really do that on Eurovision, IF they're going to have the geeks of this year-_-U
-2) I must be obsessed with Lidl bald, because I see all sides: if you look in the video for Uncultured where I said, and after & amp; eacute; s see the video for "We are the winners", you will see that is the same fucking guy! The left altogether more serious than a garlic and suddenly goes to "let your hair down" in the solo. And I know it's him because I wanted pictures of LT United and the bastard is unmistakable xDDDD